Aries:Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus:OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini:Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer:*sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo:EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo:LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra:ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio:SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius:CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn:*busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius:*not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces:I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
THIS IS ACCURATE TO THE PEOPLE I KNOW.